I'm way easier to date than Meghann Fahy

shows and movies i've watched and a quiet life in the chaos

I watched Drop at the cinema starring Meghann Fahy; my cousin and I decided the leading man was hot in the trailer, so we went. The plot is about a widowed woman on her first date in a while. She starts receiving messages, telling her to kill her date or her son dies. It was a silly, entertaining movie. No surprises, funny in parts. Was the perfect man a suspect, or was he a good guy? The most important question one asks oneself on a first date is “Is this man trying to fuck with me or is he a good guy?!” The main takeaway I got from the movie was that I am a way easier date than Meghann Fahy.

Like, I literally have nothing to worry about. I got worried for a few hours when I received a quite coldly written message from a dude I’d gone on four dates with who said we didn't have enough in common to take things further, and I thought, well, "Obviously, there's not much in common; you solely shop in Next, and our banter ended after I asked if I could paint one of your warhammer figurines…